Joke of the Day
It is now 3:57pm on Sunday 28th February 2021. That's about 483 minutes from the next joke.
Warning: If you are easily offended, please do not read further. The majority of my jokes are clean, but some might not be suitable to tell your mother.
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
Created on: 11 Dec 2005. Modified on: 28 Feb 2021.
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