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It is now 7:49pm on Thursday 24th July 2008. That's about 251 minutes from the next joke.

Warning: If you are easily offended, please do not read further. The majority of my jokes are clean, but some might not be suitable to tell your mother.

A wife arrives home, to find her husband packing a suitcase in the bedroom. “Where are you going?”, she asks.
”To Mongolia”, he replied, “I hear that the women pay you £5 every time you make love to them”.
”OK, I'm coming too”, the wife says.
”What for?”, he asks.
”I want to see you survive on £10 a month”.

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