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It is now 4:18am on Friday 30th July 2010. That's about 1182 minutes from the next joke.
Warning: If you are easily offended, please do not read further. The majority of my jokes are clean, but some might not be suitable to tell your mother.
A Prof. of Maths sends his wife a text: "Dear wife, you're 54 yrs old & can no longer satisfy my needs, so when you get this, I will be at a motel with my 18yr old assistant. I'm sorry! I'll be home late." Wife sends a reply "Dear husband, you're also 54, and when you get this, I will also be at a motel with our 18yr pool boy. You're a brill Mathematician so u will know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18, so don't wait up FLOPPY KNOB!!"
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