Joke of the Day
It is now 1:19am on Saturday 23rd June 2018. That's about 1361 minutes from the next joke.
Warning: If you are easily offended, please do not read further. The majority of my jokes are clean, but some might not be suitable to tell your mother.
Two elderly men, sitting in the senior citizens' centre, catching up on each other's affairs. “So, Herb, how's it going?”, asked Larry. “Are you getting any?”
Herb replied, “Almost every night, I'm telling you”.
”At your age? I don't mean to be disrespectful, Herb, but I just don't believe you”.
”It's true”, said Herb, “almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night, almost Wednesday night...”.
Created on: 11 Dec 2005. Modified on: 23 Jun 2018.
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