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Eurovision 2006 (2006-05-21)

Category: Diary. Posted: 2006-05-21 23:59:59 BST.

I have just watched the Eurovision song contest. I take back what I said about the Finnish entry - the song is pretty good, but I still can't believe that a band of Klingons actually won. Anyway, onto more important matters. I have scored each song in terms of totty, and what score that country gave to us. I have assumed that, had we been allowed to award ourselves points, then we would have given ourselves an average 5 points.

It wasn't until after the Macedonian entry finished, and Wogan commented on her great legs, that I realised that I'd missed a vital part of the voting process. Despite the quality totty early on, I wasn't going to re-watch the first 10 entries, just to include the quality of the legs. At the end of the show, while everybody was voting, last year's winner came on, so I have added Greece2005 to my score sheet (but left it out of the final placings).

Country Quality Quantity Clothes Cleavage Score Total
Switzerland 8 4 4 7 0 23
Moldova 8 4 10 5 0 27
Israel 8 7 6 5 0 26
Latvia 0 0 0 0 1 1
Norway 9 8 8 8 2 35
Spain 6 7 4 4 0 21
Malta 5 6 6 6 3 26
Germany 7 2 3 7 0 19
Denmark 9 9 7 6 4 35
Russia 4 5 2 2 0 13
FYRO Madedonia 8 7 8 10 0 33
Romania 5 3 3 5 0 16
Bosnia & Herzegovina 6 4 2 6 0 18
Lithuania 0 0 0 0 0 0
UK 7 9 10 4 5 35
Greece 7 2 7 7 0 23
Finland 0 2 0 0 0 2
Ukraine 7 6 8 7 0 28
France 9 2 4 6 0 21
Croatia 7 2 9 8 1 27
Ireland 7 4 6 6 8 31
Sweden 8 5 8 4 0 25
Turkey 6 2 7 8 0 23
Armenia 8 8 7 7 0 30
Greece2005 10 10 10 10 0 40

Good evening Athens, this is Slough calling. The results of the Berkshire jury are:
Malta: 1 point.
Moldova: 2 points.
Croatia: 3 points.
Ukraine: 4 points.
Armenia: 5 points.
Ireland: 6 points.
FYRO Macedonia: 7 points.
Norway: 8 points.
Denmark: 10 points.
UK: 12 points.


[1] Andy Foey FAO Barbara Paul (Plymouth) 2006-05-24 12:39:38 BST
Who's the sadder git? You for all this? or me for reading it?
Luv & sloppy-bits!


[2] Rob aka Billy (Slough) 2006-05-24 23:46:53 BST
I've always thought that we are as sad as each other. This just goes to prove it.


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